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Obscuri-D Patch Club

A great way to make your own, personalized Disney inspired shirt, bag, or hat. You will receive a new, different one-of-a-kind, totally original patch created just for true fans.   Each patch is crafted around a well-known property (movie, park, or attraction) with a more obscure idea at the core. It may take some people a bit of an explanation, but we know you will get it right away. If we have managed to stump you, head back to the website to get the full backstory. Test your powers of observation by subscribing to the monthly patches and show off to your other Disney friends.

A large 4-inch Unique, Disney Inspired patch ready to be displayed on any shirt, jacket, pants, bag, or lanyard. All patches can be easily iron or sewn on to most items.